The clock is ticking before Jimmy’s mom comes to pick him up and drive him to another LARPing tournament, so we get down to business right away in this episode. Veronique is back, I’m blowing up Tinder and crying in a doctor’s office. If that doesn’t have the makings for an epic ‘Week In Me’ I don’t know what does. Open up your G.O.O.D bag, because I got a few things for you. CNP Episode 014, stick it in your ear!
What do 7-11 Taquitos, Trivago and Edgar Allen Poe have in common? Why episode 13 of the COGNATION podcast of course. That’s right, it’s here – and on time! It’s been a weird few days everyone and this episode is no different. I’m pumping out the resumes and trying not to think about Veronique while she is out of town. Will ranting about commercials, reading our first listener email and thinking out loud about avoiding a potential post-apocalyptic drugstore ambush work? Nope. Episode 013 of the COGNATION podcast, Stick it in your ear.
Episode 12 is here! Oh boy, this episode has it all. Singing, poetry readings, beef jerky and ebola statistics. Still not enough for you? How about a fresh Week in Me? The best part was a nice relaxing walk around the park. At sunset. With a woman! Ohhhh yes, its all coming together now! I’ve got something for your G.O.O.D bag too. With any luck you’ll be enjoying spaghetti-o’s and peaches while the world burns.
Brené Brown studies human connection — our ability to empathize, belong, love. In a poignant, funny talk, she shares a deep insight from her research, one that sent her on a personal quest to know herself as well as to understand humanity.
Episode 011 is here. Do I sing the theme song again? Ohhhh yes. I read my favorite poem and learn that Jimmy is a LARP’er. More stuff for your G.O.O.D bag too. But really, this episode is mostly about one thing: Vulnerability.
New sponsors! Poetry readings, tips to increase your (my) self-esteem. Plus, another installment of ‘The Week in Me’, feedback from my dating coach and space -saving armageddon skills for your G.O.O.D bag. Episode 010 NAILS it!
Episode 009 is here! Despite your pleas, I once again sing the theme song. Do I still sound like someone is squeezing a cat, you bet. This episode starts off with me going into great detail about my latest manscaping session. You know you want to hear it. Oh, some advice for the fella’s – if you haven’t started shaving your ball sack, don’t. Sure, trim it a bit, but don’t go razor and cream. You’ll be thanking me. Despite my best efforts, the Facebook BD’s got to me again – posting a bunch of easily debunked and refuted (with facts) political junk. Can you all just stop it please? I’d like these posts replaced with pictures of kittens. Or puppies. Or of white sandy beaches. Or assholes. Yes, that’s right, an actual asshole. I would literally prefer to see a picture of an asshole than some of this political tripe that is shared on FB. Do us all a favor, before posting something political, open Google and use the following search terms: “Is this [insert partisan bullshit here] I am about to post on FB truthful, factual, necessary, contribute to the debate in a constructive way or will it make me look like an uniformed useful idiot?” Woah now, ease down BC. Oh, had a great session with my dating coach Veronique. I think my sexiness and charm is really starting to blur the boundaries between us. I’ve never had sex with a superherowoman, but I might just… eventually. More stuff for the G.O.O.D bag too. The COGNATION podcast, stick it in your ear!
Episode 008 starts out with an incredible surprise. I don’t want to spoil it for you, but lets just say a rock legend has heard the podcast and lends their voice to the new theme song. Bullet Points, Burning Man on bikes, getting screwed over by Corporate America and taking the 1% to court. Episode 008 of the COGNATION podcast – stick it in your ear!