Episode 009 is here! Despite your pleas, I once again sing the theme song. Do I still sound like someone is squeezing a cat, you bet. This episode starts off with me going into great detail about my latest manscaping session. You know you want to hear it. Oh, some advice for the fella’s – if you haven’t started shaving your ball sack, don’t. Sure, trim it a bit, but don’t go razor and cream. You’ll be thanking me. Despite my best efforts, the Facebook BD’s got to me again – posting a bunch of easily debunked and refuted (with facts) political junk. Can you all just stop it please? I’d like these posts replaced with pictures of kittens. Or puppies. Or of white sandy beaches. Or assholes. Yes, that’s right, an actual asshole. I would literally prefer to see a picture of an asshole than some of this political tripe that is shared on FB. Do us all a favor, before posting something political, open Google and use the following search terms: “Is this [insert partisan bullshit here] I am about to post on FB truthful, factual, necessary, contribute to the debate in a constructive way or will it make me look like an uniformed useful idiot?” Woah now, ease down BC. Oh, had a great session with my dating coach Veronique. I think my sexiness and charm is really starting to blur the boundaries between us. I’ve never had sex with a superherowoman, but I might just… eventually. More stuff for the G.O.O.D bag too. The COGNATION podcast, stick it in your ear!
Episode 008 starts out with an incredible surprise. I don’t want to spoil it for you, but lets just say a rock legend has heard the podcast and lends their voice to the new theme song. Bullet Points, Burning Man on bikes, getting screwed over by Corporate America and taking the 1% to court. Episode 008 of the COGNATION podcast – stick it in your ear!
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